I generally consider your mouth to be a good place to shove a sock.

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I always thought that she was one-half of William Blake. She wrote the Songs of Innocence. I hope that some day, Emily Darkinson writes the Songs of Experience.

John Carroll Lynch makes four.

Wow, amazing amounts of butthurt in the article and the comments. Which will entertain me more: The show, or your pain?