Lower the beltline a whole bunch

Competitive parking: The mall parking lot on Dec 23

“the brown diesel blandwagon” (fixed it for you)

There are only 3 things I don’t like about that car:

Muppets

My ‘67 Cougar. No hesitation, no doubts. Greatest car I ever owned, loved it, regretted selling it (starting about 5 minutes after the new owner drove off in it) That car and I shared life for 340,000 miles and I should have kept it.

I never, ever buy brand new. My hard stop budget is $10,000

In 1949, this would be easy

I’m trying to be optimistic too. Maybe Audi will finally have to get the hell out this time! And take VW with them

Did someone ask about reliability?

OMG! With the “Go-Devil” engine!

And the engineering & marketing guys all say “let’s make all the new cars even MORE hi-tek and even MORE connected and....”

I just do not understand the entire “wash the car” thing. It is at least 3 years since anything in my driveway was last washed.

I’ll take option # 2 and a BMW 750i. A reliable 15 hp beats the long-term average of that 12 cyl. Or a 2CV, a Peel 50, or various other micro cars - perhaps a King Midget?

So Dr Pecker damaged 23 cars?

And, one doesn’t buy a Harley for high-performance brakes.....

“ONLY” six dead and “x many injured”? Given how aspectatots watch rallies, crowding close to the road, at spots where they get the “best view” of cars coming at them at a zillion MPH, sideways and right on the line between “control” and totally outta control, I am frankly surprised that the toll is that low and occurs…

Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino (aka Failed Italian Attempt (at) Transportation, Fix It Again Tony, Failed Attempt at Italian Technology, Fix It Alla Time, Feeble Attempt at Automotive Technology, (etc, etc)

Should also require you check the oil level, tire pressures, all fluid levels and check if all lights are working. Also require you change a tire unaided.

Primer Gray I’m not so insecure that I need to care what ANYONE else thinks.