IF: If it had been a petition to put the STOCK back into NASCAR - I’d have signed on.

Assume: No warranty on either one

If you have a bad drought, just schedule a Sprint Cup race. Results guaranteed

So - let me just spitball this for a second - that must be why Goodyear replaced the blimps with rigid ships? Just another evolutionary step along the path of leading engineering to make great tires that created such excellent examples like the Marathon RV tires?

Me to Bruce Jenner: “Is there actually anyone in the entire world who actually gives a fuck?”

Ultimate Drift Cars! I hereby award you 1,000 internet points!

At 78 yo, and going out there again, he’s even more badass than the truck! Hope he does well with his old friend and trusty mount from oh so many years ago!

Sure is a teeny li’l thing. And it has lost its mommy!

Depends on the jurisdiction. In some places the NEW car is fully taxed (sales tax) (regardless of “difference paid at trade in time”) and NO sales is payable on used cars since they were already taxed when new. Some jurisdictions don’t have any sales tax at all. Some hit you for sales tax on what you paid whether used…

I once did a philosophy paper on the apparent elasticity of time at the dragstrip. When you get the handicap it takes nearly a month to get to the top end, while other (faster) car has all month to catch you and keeps getting bigger in your mirror. When the other lane has the handicap, its all over in about a…

Wrecky Stunhouse?

Prop strikes at 100% power and the blades were bent BACK?

First was Bahrain, then switch over to Nascar and Bah! Rain!

“The Food City 500 in Support of Steve Byrnes and Stand Up to Cancer Presented by Ford and Sponsored by Chevrolet with the Assistance of Toyota, Renault/Nissan, plus Special Promotional Consideration from Safeway Foods, Autozone, Aarons and Goodyear” ?

Ryan Newman’s crew can advise them on proper tire maintenance procedures

Any Audi ever made. (I have my reasons - I have owned two of the *#@*! things)

If it weren’t for Father Maldonado crashing, burning, hitting stuff and generally looking like a teenager who has borrowed his mother’s car, there would be no entertainment value at all in this year’s F1. (Is it true that under Bernie’s new rules for 2015, passing someone during the actual race results in DQ?) (Signed…

No

A Gafted Shitter?

Appearance is greatly improved now!