and the other crew members: Wii Too Lo and Ho Lee Fok

Let's start a new rumor:

While my saudering soldering iron and much of my spare wiring

You mean SHE shot JR?

Wonder what inspired that? Did the Byoo-uck get rear-ended?

And RWD!

Maybe if the zebra stripes stay, but sponsors are in a super bright color(s) instead of also B&W?

Are we sure this is a Soobie? Sounds more like a mid- 70's Volvo

Many police and military (as well as professional pilots) are forbidden to undergo lasik due to issues with loss of night vision. Some others find that their careers are impacted due to "ya can't trust them to be able to see" issues

Conversely, why would anyone want to get bored stupid from watching a never-ending race that goes all freaking night long, featuring many non-'Murkin furriners when they could just wait a couple weeks to see some hi-horsepower cars do some good-ol slam bangin', 200 mph runnin', all in daylight when you can actually…

Way to go Stef! Thot I was the worst klutz around here - but you are hereby nominated for final ballot as well!

LASIK is great so long as you can do without night vision (says the guy whose wife used to work for LASIK and we could get it done on every family member as a benefit. None of us did)

Mr. 2

A five year old German car - any make of German car - will cost more in annual maintenance & repairs than any sane person will ever expose himself to.

Ronnie was the king of the 4 speed.

Quite typical drag race action.

Wish I could B there, too! Maybe next year

So Stef - I hear there are some fully race-prepped "Porski'"s for sale on E-Bay. Could be a new version of Porschalump? All ya gotta do is get a receipt for $500.00 and .......

Robby G actually got more than a mile into the race without totaling his ride ????

Considering the "normal" weather in DC, I am astounded that this expansive area of sheltered space has not become space a very high demand for development like has occurred in many other cities that have large interconnected tunnel systems.