Military time confuses many people, but it's actually really simple to convert it. If anyone gives you a time that starts with "13" or more, all you need to do is subtract 12 from the first 2 digits and add a "pm" to the end. If you need to tell someone the time in military terms, add 12 to the hour part of anything…

Tomorrow's story: Car's owner found with huge spider attached to face.

The worst would be the realization that what you see is just the cast off skin. The spider is probably still in the car.

Yeah, was gonna say to people out there - turn the gym treadmill up to 13 mph and see if you can manage to stay on it for more than 5 seconds.

People don't realize just how fucking fast these guys run for 26 miles. The pace is close to an all-out sprint for most people out there.

Has Buxton done an AMA on Jalopnik? That would be awesome.

Kimi to Red Bull guy: LeaveMeAloneIknowWhatImDoing

The Moruga Scorpion has been surpassed. The Reaper grown by Ed Currie in South Carolina USA is the new champion for the time being.

Seriously. I have no idea what the hell is going on in this game (are there any rules?!) but I'd punch that guy in the face if he did that to my teammate... not the guys who actually did the dunking, they can do whatever they want, but that guy

Guy doing the finger guns can fuck right off.

I spent the whole article waiting for him to confess that he listens to smooth jazz while guiding the probe in.

This is a bad food opinion. Stop having it.

This is a really great recipe, Albert, but I make a few changes when I make it. First, I use avocados instead of chickpeas, and then I also make guacamole instead of hummus.

That is a flap fairing. It doesn't carry loads and is just there as an aerodynamic efficiency improvement. That big beefy structure you see that looks like a beam is the flap track. That is important. Not that you ever want parts falling off, but that part isn't that critical.

Ugh fucking media sensationalizing everything. Just a loose cowling, not great, but not the end of the world, unless it comes completely loose and impacts the tail/elevators.

It is just a cover that was not locked. Not a big deal.

Dijon Mustard?! Why don't you just curse God and your family while you're at it? ;)

Because they are fucking idiots. It's a sport for rednecks and fat people.

every series does this, not just nascar. and its because, despite what you think, most people have no fucking clue about ANYTHING related to physics, let alone things like side drafting.

I have found that about the easiest way to piss off my wife is to engage in the Socratic method when I'm talking to her.