Managed to find it on YouTube, thanks for the tip.

"This next tune is dedicated to Laser Beam… You know who you are!"

There do exist in some canons sentient zombies. Also his obsession with blood wasn't really Jesus's, it's inherent in Judaism (viz. mikvahs for women that have had their periods and of course all the rules of kashrut).

I gave up on the theory of relativity before Einstein published his, lucky for him.

I think Anne Rice beat you to it.

He's jewish, of course he was a Frankenstein.

Theoretically he is literally technically a zombie. Figuratively speaking.

Technically Jesus is a zombie.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

Great for you two, I hope your marriage can survive such turmoil.

I meant the OP.

Sorry, I should be more sensitive but it seems so stereotypical. I was brought up in the east coast and we didn't really do anything outré in class.

Lol "square dancing unit in gym class."

Why? He's cute and gives lonely pederasts like me something to drool over on TV.

I like that, very Stalinist; those who don't agree with you must be consorting with the enemy, eh comrade?

I brought what upon myself? You must be aware that none of this is bothering me, but I am enjoying being the catalyst for you spewing forth rambling nonsense attempting to justify your behaviour.

I think, judging by the novella you wrote, that you're the one who is worked up, friend.

Just as long as the nasally and obnoxious voice of that bitch Lizz Winstead isn't heard. She gave me nightmares.

Some of us are just plain old normal trolls.

Did you not see the "lol" in my initial post? If I wanted to be condescending I would have omitted the "lol" and instead cast aspersions on the mental ability of the OP.