this is what happens when nobody is looking out for future rookies at the CBA bargaining table

Also, there’s like a 95% chance that the starting 11 for Iceland are all related to each other somehow. Of course, that pretty much applies for most groups of 11 Icelandic natives....

You don’t coast to a win after extra time.

Ball don’t lie, the better amateur team won.

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Tom Coughlin would be screaming in your face if you didn’t kick that kid at least 30 yards.

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

Unless you have another post in the pipeline, the money quote from the Times article is nowhere to be found on Deadspin. From John Skipper:

Unless you’re Hill-bo Baggins who spells is with 6 Zs because she was sleeping while it happened BenghaZzZzZzi #Trump2016

Wow. Fuck it, I’m getting the Globe’s Spotlight team on this.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Another NHL season skates by with Deadspin still refusing to investigate the fact that Keith Jones is clearly Mike Milbury’s illegitimate son.

We should take a vote on who you use it on. I vote Haisley. Yell, “CRISTIANO RONALDO SAYS HI!” every time you whack him.

They don’t work that well on humans, sadly. However, I just got one delivered to the office—will test it on bloggers, and let you know how it goes.

“If you’re dating a woman that’s way out of your league, keep her away from Golden Tate.”

What the fuck is this bullshit, new guy? Is there no editor vetting stories on weekends making sure some post praising Russell Fucking Wilson of all people doesn’t go up? What’s next, a post praising Cardinals fans for politely cheering when an injured opposing player is able to leave the field under his own power?

This is a great story, and the Merc is definitely one of the craziest boxes ever to be mounted to four wheels.