Pssh, it's not like the pain from platypus venom is so resistant to painkillers that it's used in cancer research.

Platypuses make everything better. Trust me — I'm an expert.

well what if you're short on controllers but got a 3DS.....problem solved?

Welcome to the Wrecked-a-Press-Fiesta Club. Membership is currently at one.

I'd play pinball games if I saw the tables more often. CG pinball just seems... hollow.

I don't know what you're doing to your system, but I've had a DS, 3DS, and 3DS XL and I've never had an issue with the hinges. If they make a New 2DS, may I recommend that? No hinges at all.

BUT HOW IS THE HINGE? Is it tighter than the older models? Because I need that in my life. I need a more sturdy feeling hinge.

And the enemy AI is turned off at longer ranges too, they can't react to your sniper fire.

I was in the middle of writing a mini-rant about how (contrary to what this article says), it's perfectly ok to not have a purpose or passion in life if you're comfortable/happy with that and how annoying it is when articles (like this) seem to imply that you're a lazy piece of crap if you're not "bigger than…

Well you're certainly entitled to your wrong opinion.

At the Hobo Ninja store. They have several different takes on this idea, like one that says Star Trek and has the Millennium Falcon. And others that approach ridiculous...

Is this on a shirt you own?