Congrats dude. May have to start wearing pants now, unless the Jalopnik office rules have changed since I tried to visit.

My volvo jack failed from overuse.

Perhaps not drifting, but spinning wheels

translate?

I read it and I second it

stupid looking**

That's stupid money for a stupid car.

I just want to see this played out in its entirety.

Owen gets in the new M4, and immediately looks with disdain and distaste on the new name and interior. He turns the key, fires the engine and revs it to hear - nothing. His indigestion from the McDonalds he ate for lunch is louder - he takes a Tums and pops the hood to check if the engine is even on. It is. He ponders…

What is hot on a Tesla? Brakes if you're driving hard? That's pretty much it, motor is fairly cool from what I understand.

So you're telling me a Tesla burned up on Valentine's day?

Agreed this makes no sense.

That's like saying, "I want another man's foreskin on my todger."

This already happens with artificial crop price fixing.

What's that old saying about racecars costing an arm and a leg...

Until it goes BANG clatter clatter clatter at the second try.

I'm guessing you don't mean USC in California, because we've never seen snow like that.

F1 has been suggested, but I'm just going to throw in any open wheel 1 seat racer.

Assuming we actually mean sex IN and not ON the car, try this 17" high whip...

Am I doing this right?