Come on, now. When you cheat on your wife with that many people, sometimes name get mixed up. It’s understandable.

Ya know, even though no one is actually trying to take these idiots’ guns away - they sure seem to continuously demonstrate good reasons why we should take their guns away.

Any surface will eventually be slept on by a student. It’s what they do.

“My Princess Diana Beanie Baby is very special to me and could be worth a lot of money”.

By pulling out, Trump has avoided at least $130k in funneled payments to Iran.

The 911 call reveals more of the teens’ alleged “crimes,” which included wearing clothing with “weird symbolism or wording on it”

B - successful

It’s called the Trifecta!

Not just black but a successful, smart and powerful liberal black woman. That is bingo for racists.

Well there is a simple answer for you.

she’s pathetic - publicly defending a serial womanizer who’s constantly been an asshole to her own family...all while her father is dying...what a great daughter.

Seems like Meghan McCain needs to fix her sarcasm detector.

News Flash: Plaything Cannot Brain Too Good. Film at 11.

Update: Hold on, EVEN BETTER:

From this angle you can’t really see Cohen’s arm in Hannity’s pants.

Trump won’t stain anyone by association. People are staining themselves by choosing to associate with him. That’s entirely on them.

Bob from TN is a fucking liar. He still won’t admit that I caught that fish and not him. Fuck Bob.

He’s just doing it now the way he’s always dreamed of doing it, because he can.

Time for the Voight-Kampf Test!