You just can't spell "crazy" without "R-AZ".

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.

The real question is to why figure skating is even an Olympic sport.

"Thank goodness I drank those 9 beers before work today!"

I believe you mean to say: who is favoured.

21 Girls, No Cups

What do the Vancouver Canucks have to do with any of this???

If only there were some sort of tangentially related image from a television show that applied here!

We're one day closer to not having to pretend to give a shit about figure skating.

I mean I totally feel safer.

What the fuck was this shit?

“When you're good at something, you'll tell everyone. When you're great at something, they'll tell you.”
― Walter Payton

that is all.

Thankfully, NBC has plenty of live tape from the last Olympics that they can show.

This story remined me of this:

"The penalty for not completing a daily R.A.C. is death"