In other news, on another bus, the RNC storage for bile was completely topped up. Film on the ensuing hijinks after the break...

Thank you for listening to that, so I didn’t have to.

This is so embarrassing.

I’m holding out for Michelle Obama 2024. And I don’t even have a vote.

They land like sacks of wet cement. Oh, the humanity of it all.

I miss Warren Zevon. I saw him in one of his dips of fame at a small club in Toronto in the winter of 1990. Worth driving to in an ice storm.

A few songs are like that. I remember “Little Pink Houses” by John Mellancamp got used in presidential runs by McCain, Bush, and Reagan. It’s not an anthem of present and future glory, but it is a great song. People just don’t listen to the lyrics.

Brilliant. Thanks for showing it.

Do any of your haters know anything about grammar or spelling? First glance says no, but I didn’t dig that far.

He will shortly need to change his Twitter handle to “Remigio formerly of the Tenors”. It’s embarrassing for his group, and for we in the North as a whole.

Sorry.

Oh, thank you. Laugh out loud COTD.

That’s a Gumby, not a Dennis Moore. But I like the way you think, anyway.

The Mayans were only off by 3-4 years, I think.

I think Louis CK nailed it. Thanks for the quote.

This is absolutely normal rugby player behaviour. I’m surprised anyone in Australia even raises an eyebrow (or a leg) to this.

If I were a Bills fan, I would have to set myself on fire every day, just as punishment.

I believe he’s going to start using real, actual facts to make rational proposals for better, fair governance and policy. He’s going to consult with real, secular experts in science, technology, and foreign policy to inform his opinions.

It’s ride-sharing Florida style. FloridUber, if you will.

I recommend Holidays in Hell or Give War a Chance. He has a boyish exuberance and a well-spoken wit. Most (all?) of his books are anthologies, because, as he put it. “I get paid for the same work twice”. He’s worth picking up. He is possibly the last funny Republican in America.

You’re very welcome. P.J. is a funny, funny man. :)