Thanks. Nicely done.

Irony? Scavenger hunt?

Those two come to mind immediately.

Are those teeth photoshopped? They look radioactive.

I get tendinitis just looking at that keyboard. I’m sorry - I love my apple devices (iPods nano, shuffle, touch, iPad Mini, MacBook) , but there is no way I can keep my fingers, poised and twitching, over a keyboard for any length of time.

It looks really cool, but it’s an awful, awful keyboard.

That said, will it…

Thanks, and nicely written.

4 words.

Great. Now I have it in my head of Diesel saying in an Etonian accent “I am Grout”.

"Forget it, Jake. It's Facebook".

That would be a lot of lupins! Or maybe a shrubbery!

I think they meant pale, male, and stale. A neoclassical alcoholic English professor near death, perhaps.

I hope you threw a few Shakespearean insults at them.

Actually, they are professional athletes who don't get paid.

From Wikipedia:

"After attending a year of college at Carleton College, she transferred to Northwestern University for its creative writing program.
...
Roth wrote her first book, Divergent, while on winter break in her senior year at Northwestern University"

Made me laugh. Comment of the day.

Publicly funded, independent public broadcasters are quite common in the western world. UK. Canada, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Greece...to name but a few. Publicly funded through tax dollars.

True. But as the internet has evolved, it has given us Kinja. We should be thankful! ;)

+10 for the Shepherd Book quote.

+ 100 for the Kinja example.

This is so much more concise and useful than that other TL;DR article which spawned it. I would add :

Have outside interests. Either programming or hobbies. It's a big world - experience some of it.

Beat me to it. Well played!

Thank you for making me laugh today.