Hey now, to be fair, Dinsey allowed us to have remasters of Day of the Tentacle and Grim Fandango, games that were dangerously close to becoming completely forgotten.

Yeah, wouldn’t it be great if they just did the same things over and over again, with no ambition to possibly of doing something new and interesting?

If it were possible to bankrupt people with a series of ridiculous lawsuits I think I would have heard about it by now.

Maybe more candidates can work their way up if people actually gave a damn and voted or organized or really just about anything, but alas we will never know.

Who else is there to run? I dunno, maybe we can find those people when the DNC isn’t staffed with Clinton acolytes who intimidate challengers.

I think this young man might benefit from some kind of after school program targeted towards overly aggressive and violent youths.

I’m on board with this. Been saying for years it’s the adults that make things worse. (I’m 36, just FYI.) Babies aren’t born hating people who are different. It’s their parents/society around them that trains them to think that way. If it seems like things are inflated and worse now than previous years, I factor two…

Gawd! You're so argumentative! It's like you're not even giving this relationship a chance! I'm sick of doing all the work here! That's it, almost acquaintance status Revoked!

I never said I was human!

Hello, new potentially human acquaintance!

Consider me a new acquaintance!

There is only one foundation that I believe in

It’s called The Concourse.

If you’re looking for a serious charity to donate too, may I suggest giving money to the Homeless Mime Foundation. Just a few dollars a week can help a poor mime pretend there’s a roof over their head.

I would have been perfectly happy with Cutler

“let me start by saying, I’m a true blue all American John Wayne style tough guy. I’ll kill ANYONE for any reason, at any time. I’ll kill ANYONE who does ANYTHING to fuckin’ displease me. We do things different up here in Maine, ok? We don’t do “safe spaces”, we do UNSAFE spaces. We got fuckin’ bear traps and live…

And despite the heroin issues, you never see LePage talking about the meth labs that are busted on a near weekly basis. Most of those dudes cooking are pretty white.

I’d argue he still doesn’t speak English. When an elected official debases themselves down to terms like “cocksucker” they lose all benefit of the doubt to be considered higher primates any longer.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?