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Look inside you and be strong
And you’ll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you.

It really isn’t fair. He gets to screw the Bears twice a year. Isn’t that enough?

Aha! We finally discovered Olivia Munn’s talent: making Aaron Rodgers look like he has a personality.

It should also be noted that Munn attended all the Packers’ home games last year, in which Green Bay went undefeated. She didn’t attend the NFC Championship game, though. Call her the Reverse Jessica Simpson.

Just another manic Munn day.

He may doing something weird on Instagram, but he’s still doing Olivia Munn.

My bf is super quick with this process. I’m prepping, he’s unwrapping, I pull back, he rolls it on BOOM.

I completely agree. I’ve said this on here a number of times before, but humor is my defense mechanism, and when I’m in the hospital I make the doctors and nurses taking care of me laugh. It doesn’t take my mind off of what’s horribly wrong, but it does help me cope better than being morose about it. When my Busia’s

I mean usually the “getting the condom” part is the most awkward- sometimes a guy is starting to lose his erection by the time he’s back with it. Least I can do is help him get it back up, for both our benefits! Haha.

Kids are indeed awful. You can only imagine how kind and supportive my peers were of me when I was hit by a car while riding a bike, damaged my tailbone so badly I couldn’t sit without a donut pillow and had to keep going in for pain blocks and other treatments, and eventually had to have my coccyx removed completely.

Just use the right size condom folks. A proper fitted condom is key. Too big, it will be loose and can pull itself off, too small and it will stretch and ruin the friction sensation (yes most condoms can stretch over a head/knee/fist and all that, but plain and simple it wont feel as good to either partner if it is

Honestly, is wearing a condom during sex the ideal scenario, sensation-wise? No. Is it the END OF THE WORLD as many dudes would like you to believe? No.

lols for days. My husband was so used to condoms that when we started trying to have a baby, he literally couldn’t come without them. He got a huge complex, I got a huge complex, sex became a joyless slog, and it took us two fucking years to get knocked up.

So moral of the story is don’t date a dick? I’m only here until the end of the day everyone.

Oooh, ouch!

Yes. This has been my experience with guys who dislike condoms.

As a woman who has vaginal orgasms, I can feel a huge difference between condoms and no condom. I am pretty sure it's the same for a lot of men. Not condoning a lack of condom usage, but it is a factor for women as well.

You gotta use your head when it comes to condoms.

glass half full

I think of condoms as boner sustainers rather than bonerkillers.