Well he’s on everyone else's.

As a guy on that side of the equation I’ve been with women who get both visibly and verbally frustrated that I can get them so close but not over the edge all the time. And that, tied into whatever fucked-up idea I have in my head of trying not to be the stereotypical “got mine, fuck you!” guy in bed, means I end up…

Apparently not the best way to communicate my point but the idea of horribly improper wedding proposals immediately brought this one to mind. Having been at a wedding and seen a proposal by attendees, I never felt like (at least in my family) that all my family members talked about “the day that so and so got engaged”…

THAT is how you shut someone up.

Doubt any will sit out. Even most of the ones that sat out in the 1938 Berlin World Cup (it was suspended during WW2) were due to international travel concerns. The only one that sat out due to other reasons was Spain, due to the little fact of, um, war.

The upturned bill even looks like Sepp Blatter’s buttface.

Specifically in this investigation, or overall? Because I think the blame ain’t purely thrown on us...

Seriously. I want soccer to become more popular in the US, and I enjoy playing soccer, and I even enjoyed reffing when I was in high school, but every single one of those things helped line FIFA’s pockets directly or indirectly. Ugh.

As well as a completely unimaginative proposal.

If anyone wasn’t satisfied by my post, I’ll return the money they spent reading it.

Ohhhhhh, youuuu.

I promise to return all of the dissatisfied posters money that i earned when they read my post.

I guesses I came at it more from the proposed to side of things, like being proposed to at a sporting event.

Let me go and get you your money back.

Honestly! What’s better “Hey say yes in front of 4 generations of my family or endure 45 minutes of staring” or “Hey, let’s go spend some time together, just the two of us” and BAM instant gorgeous scenery and booze?

Yesssssssssss

I had mine half typed out and just deleted all of it.

That’s good that his family likes you. I feel like that’s sometimes the best measure of a relationship when you’re not sure if they caused the problem, or you did: If their family likes you more than them out of the decision, it speaks volumes.

I want to make a joke about the bid going to the country promising to kill the highest amount of people, but man. Fuck the Qatari government for pushing this shit, and fuck FIFA even harder for not being like, “Hrm, yeah, this is a bad idea.”

Why don’t more lawyers say this? It’d make court way more exciting!