I was getting 2,000 for beating someone in one playthrough, but if you failed and had to retry, you received substantially less.

Holy hell, this almost makes up for not being able to enjoy anything but cheddar! (all cheddars are lactose free.)

Even a Lexus doesn't want to be seen in a Lexus.

I would if I wasn't lactose intolerant.

Unfortunately, that was yesterday :/

I laughed at a lot of the fatalities, and I’m laughing my head off at your comment because I’m imagining someone saying it while crying, a LA Barney Stinson.

So he’s done his rehab. Playing for the Browns would be his mandated community service, no?

+1 you lovable sumbitch.

God I hope you never die. Satire is a fine wine and you, sir, are a vintage for the ages.

I’m small minded for noticing a reflection that looked odd?

came here for this, left happy.

I feel bad. My 2001 Jeep Cherokee is a lot of little repairs here and there, but it's never really left me in the lurch beyond a dead battery (my fault, it was from 2007 and I replaced it a few weeks back...) and when I had the rear brake cylinders both go at the same time.

i worked at a satellite location with the owner's daughter a lot. Strangely, our milkshake and tornado machines were always broken a half hour before close.

the best thing being that is the fact he skated off to the mesh under his own power. He would not have lived if he hadn't done that.

Bahaha. You bastard, you're making me laugh on two different sites now.

Hey, he might have still watched it and came to the same conclusion.

True. It was supremely hyped at the beginning and middle though.

Duke Nukem Forever.

I don't get the appeal of youtube videos. This guy makes me want to punch him right in his face. Or maybe his voicebox.

I'll just leave this here. Anything that is a real life version of this? Sign me up.