Given my dwindling savings, having a massive repair. I had to take a cash advance to pay my rent the last two months due to relationship issues leading to me paying the bills for my apartment, rather than splitting them.

I had death wobble with my Cherokee with old tires; was a bitch when I was driving mountain roads in Vermont, I'd hit a shitty patch of road and the thing would shake enough to tear itself to pieces.

Good...but I want them to also do the following:

Minus the fact that it was a massive sales failure...

An MG. Because you actually want your getaway car to, you know, get away.

If you can, snag a Jeep Cherokee with a hitch. I loaded mine up with furniture, files, papers, books, computers, and all sorts of other shit, then got a 16ish foot Uhaul trailer and stuffed it with my girlfriends couch, fire pit, tables, chairs, and more, and rolled it from Binghamton NY to Burlington VT and still got…

Gotta say this makes the Bills head coach hiring a bit more digestible.

I've a big bag of "Meh" for this hiring. I am glad in a way we didn't get a retread coach that had been let go from another franchise (although I kind of wish we had gotten Andy Reid, but that was more of a gut reaction than anything real.)

Jeep Cherokee. The picture is from the 1st day I saw it (and subsequently bought it.) It had 126,780 miles on it at the dealer two years ago (two years ago today, actually,) and I've since gotten the odometer up to 145,000. It may be old (2001 model,) creaky, loud, shitty plastics, horrific gas mileage, auto (all the…

I damn near got sideswiped by some dumb broad during our huge storm the other day. Had her windshield wiped, no side windows, no rear window, and a foot and a half on the top of her car. I gave her the 5 second "Everyone! Look! There's an asshole I'm honking at!" horn...

Cheers! I hate that shit here in VT!

Vermont: The nicest place I've ever drove in. That said, there was an article posted about how people here are too nice. Too nice. A 4 way stop will see all four drivers stop and try to wave people on, instead of obeying the proper rules of the road. You also see this on Williston road, one of the few ways into the…

The fact that there's a Christmas tree on top of this picture makes it so much better.

Stupid kinja cut the preview post off after #11. Actually, that's still a pretty good short list on how to steal a car.

Remember, you saw it here first.

The way I look at it, removing pimples and stuff like that is fine. That stuff is temporary. Besides zit removal, my profile photo shows my actual face. Eye enlarging, cheek bone shrinking, any of that high end work I do for clients doesn't get done on facebook.

Seems like he got a supplies!

"It is good you came in the summer. In winter, it can be wery depressing."

Holy crap, they didn't manage to fit in any reference to the fact that Jalopnik had found the new Corvette renders BEFORE ANYONE ELSE (TM)

Locally in Vermont, it's Subaru, but internet wide...gotta go with Jeep. Nobody defends their shitboxes as much as we do; even Land Rover fans admit their cars blow.