He better like internet cats. If you meet anyone who doesn't like internet cats, they're probably not human.

Trim. As above, its hard to work a razor around male plumbing though.

I used to do that, but I got myself a set of headphones with a microphone attached. I can't imagine gaming without that thing, as the shit people say on the net runs towards the embarassing side. Might be worth getting a set as a gift to make him happy and yourself even happier?

Get 50% up front. Preferably get paid all up front, but starting out until you can build up word of mouth, 50. You might want to check out [freelanceswitch.com] as well, they have great things about being a freelancer to check out.

Do you place a glass ceiling above that cake before serving it?

I'm actually not certain how it doubled up that video. I was watching that while I was reading the comment, and I REALLY meant to post the second one.

Covers it well, doesn't it?

Trite, but hobbies or getting into something you're insanely passionate about. When I was in college, at that sausage fest school I went to, I threw myself into making great artwork, and it really helped get my mind away from dwelling on my single status.

Give us our Syrup back! #ilovermont

I probably will at some point. But I have no money, and I have beer. I'm trying to reduce the sum of all the things in that statement to "I have nothing," and, my God, I am making an effort like no other!

Er, as a warm blooded male, I've never really focused so much on mosquito bites that I've turned down sex. This must be a sight to behold...

I am drinking beers and writing a formal protest to my $100 parking ticket (in Burlington Frackin' Vermont! I didn't think it was possible to get a ticket that high.)

I feel loved :)

Sex Cake: Three parts douchebag to one part asshole. Sprinkle in some sexist substitute, and mix well in a "it was just a joke" bowl, and then bake in the office-oven at 72 degrees. Serves 3 secretaries, or a jury of 12.

Pretty much sums it up.

Some of the comments on here are incredibly disheartening. As a guy, my ex-girlfriend turned me on to Jezebel over a year ago, and I've loved it for it's mostly level headed discussions on feminine issues (not to mention the realist slant on Hollywood and trashing the trashiness.) Raised in a red-leaning household…