Interesting you cite people doing Bob Dylan imitations...as Bob Dylan - who I love - has been using the riffs and styles of other musicians for years to write many of his songs.

SWIFTKEY has the option :)

I'm not sure if an argument has ever been made against the steroid era that wasn't self-serving and disingenuous.

That's actually some pretty great handwriting considering the sonofabitch was looking in the mirror the entire time he penned that letter.

I'll toss my hat in the ring to not really answer this one but provide a reason for why it appears that way. What Deadspin hates, above all, is sanctimonious high-horse sportswriting (and Darren Rovell, which amounts to the same thing). There is no greater example of said sanctimonious high-horse sportswriting than…

The World's Best Beer is the one in your hand, at the proper temperature, that you are enjoying with friends.

You're a douche.

People in Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dahbi do.

Dat and Doe aren't words

I highly suggest everyone check out these dudes.

You seem fun.

Penn Holderness: [reads article]

Question: why the FUCK would you pay $22 for a shaving cream that is not arguably any better than Barbasol, which is $1.79 at Walgreens?

Question: why the FUCK would you pay $22 for a shaving cream that is not arguably any better than Barbasol, which is…

Harrison Wells... HG Wells. Time Traveller... It's Rip Hunter.

If you're going to be D-bags about hockey in October, please stay away when the playoffs start since the sport obviously isn't worthy of your respect.

fuck you guys

You know who has shitloads of money and could make a donation?... Apple.

Man, you're honestly offended by that? I guess it's because of people like you that everything has to be so politically correct and boring.