You seem fun.

Penn Holderness: [reads article]

Question: why the FUCK would you pay $22 for a shaving cream that is not arguably any better than Barbasol, which is $1.79 at Walgreens?

Question: why the FUCK would you pay $22 for a shaving cream that is not arguably any better than Barbasol, which is…

If you're going to be D-bags about hockey in October, please stay away when the playoffs start since the sport obviously isn't worthy of your respect.

fuck you guys

I liked the Paleo Diet so much, I decided to try Paleo Couples Therapy.

This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.

"budding stars like Matt Duchene and Derek Stepan"

I miss my red wagon. I miss the marbles. Especially those leather-ish bags of them, the ones that had two or three "boulders" in the bunch. I want all this stuff back. Adulthood sucks far more than ever I thought it would.

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

The way to look at it, I guess if you're the A's, is that it's not that much if you win a World Series and you weren't going to re-sign Cespedes after 2015.

VOTE: Lenovo Thinkpad X1 Carbon.

I'm on the fence on whether or not the Macbook Air can/should be considered an Ultrabook, or whether it was actually one of the first Ultrabooks and the category evolved after its launch. I'm curious what you guys think - if it gets the votes and you guys insist, I'm happy to include it, but...I'm not sure.

It's all in the reflexes.

Vanek's performance for the Habs this post season was so profoundly poor, we all assumed he was injured. It turned out he wasn't.

So, I will nominate this one as I personally found it quite useful, it fits most smartphones *didn't test the huge phablets* and uses a spot that otherwise in my setup gets otherwise 0 airtime: http://www.amazon.com/Mountek-nGroov…, it goes on the CD slot, and it's not incredibly expensive. YMMV of course and if you…

So, I will nominate this one as I personally found it quite useful, it fits most smartphones *didn't test the huge…

Lost in those numbers, though, is the fact that Ramirez twice got on base via oh-God-I-just-shit-my-pants

This is quite an eloquent way to say, get over feeling slighted that your childhood was ruined by something. If your childhood was shaped by cartoon characters and toys, you had a shitty childhood. I rewatched the Ninja Turtles movie awhile back. nd you know what? It straight up sucks. Of course it was awesome when I…