Maddon has cool glasses man knock it off

Precisely. I wonder if he bet on the Rangers in the Eastern Conference Finals. Just sayin'.

I know for certain that if you root a Roger's Network phone, you will not get any Android OS updates no matter how hard you try to unroot it.

looking more & more like the clay carving his blind girlfriend made of him in the 80's.

I've never seen that in pro wrestling before, seriously. That's got to count for something. Kid's clever.

all my wine is strictly screw-cap

I don't want to live on a planet where a clown like Benoit Pouliot could get his heartless mitts on the Grail. F*** that guy, and GO KINGS!

she was better back as a keyboardist for the Rentals. I've never found her funny. But who really cares.

The best team won. The best team usually does that, too. Go Habs Go!

Isn't Harry Shearer Kent Brockman?

"Do any of these work well with FLAC files?" is my silly question of the day...

that's just a practice jersey.

I dunno. I don't think those are any of their actual birthnames.