I’m going to focus on one part of the story: the current mindset that it’s not rude at all to just whip out a smartphone whenever you feel like it.

The point will be waaaaaay the fuck over here when you’re ready to start not missing it.

I’ve never seen one NOT offer a bagel sandwich! Where the heck do you live?! haha

...McD’s has done that for well over a decade.

What’s the point of having a closing time if you can’t walk into a restaurant before that time and expect to be served without hassle?

So if you happen to be small/have a young face you should just accept that you regularly won’t be allowed to purchase alcohol until well into your 30s? That’s absurd.

From the original article

I’ve read that three times and it is delivered like a teaser for an upcoming true crime podcast episode. I have no idea WHO was murdered, but I’m now hooked.

I think we can conclude it was the copy editor for this particular blog post

and who was murdered? this piece is filled with mysteries

Might want to clarify who was murdered...

Vacating a sentence is one thing, but overturning the guilty verdict is more important.

In the United States? No they did not. Best sellers topped out at $18.99 at the hight of the CD boom.

Once again...She wasn’t his adopted daughter. He didn’t even live in the same house as her. She was Mia Farrow and Andre Previn’s adopted daughter.

This article is way too snarky for it's own good. Since when do you have to like someone to read a book about them? I read mein kampf and I'm not a Hitler fan.

Allegedly assaulted his 7 year old daughter. And not allegedly in the “we have to say that way”, allegedly in that there are serious doubt as to his guilt of that particular crime.

lol If you think four is a meaningful number of rejections in the publishing industry, even for someone of Allen’s notoriety, you are in for some very dark surprises if or when you ever write a book yourself.

I mean, I know it’s not woke to like Woody Allen anymore, but what’s the evidence that his memoirs would be ‘shitty’? What’s the evidence that it would be full of lies? And it’s worth keeping in mind that the allegation against Allen is unproven and has always been in dispute.

There is more evidence for this article/hit piece being written by an absolute P.O.S. than there is evidence proving Woody Allen did ANYTHING inappropriate with a minor. The court of public opinion may have decided that Woody Allen is a criminal, but the court of...well...everything else has not. I hope he wins his…

It’s just endlessly fascinating, all the people who are 100% convinced that a world-famous celebrity would, during a custody dispute (with a woman who repeatedly physically and emotionally abused her children), choose a prearranged day-visit in a house full of people, to sexually assault his first and only victim, his…