“Oh! You want me to think about the children, you hog-fingering fucks? Well, I did think about this. I considered it, and I cried, and yeah, suck my cock, I even prayed a little, and here I am. So you can back the fuck off, you hypocritical cunts, before I show up to the piss puddle that is your house and protest your…

When Dan commented on the clinic’s vintage ‘vag vac,’ I lost it so hard that I’m amazed my neighbors didn’t call.

Uh, sorry to be the bear of bad/good news, but Univision sold off Gizmodo Media Group to a private equity firm last week. Here’s Clickhole’s take on the situation:

Nice. I was also amused by this little beauty: “...Univision (a Spanish-language network that tried to launch an English-language media empire that worked out super well and everybody loved it)."

I had no idea it was shot over 7 years.

I know they have to be punished for their actions, but am I the only one who thinks the blacklisting of this people is a bit too much?

The issue with pre-slicing tomatoes and storing them in a fridge is that tomatoes aren’t supposed to be put into a cold environment. When a tomato gets cool, it becomes mealy and loses some of its flavor compounds, resulting in the kind of tomato that turned me away from eating the damned fruit for the first 27 years…

I shuddered reading this. 

So do I have to tip the ten people down the row who delivered it from his hands as well?

Forget A1, you need proper HP Brown Sauce. 

Gyro Guys owner Elias Antonakos told Cleveland 19 that this incident “isn’t entirely surprising” and that the woman was a regular customer. He said, “There’s customers that are just like that. They try to find something. I was accommodating. I gave her a new one and never charged her. At this point, I told my…

I think it was like intentionally that they tried to, like, poison me, cause my face is red… They gave me some chicken that was like nasty and raw. They know I like everything well done and cooked up fresh.

I mean you’re spring break in college that’s kind of the point

Yes, it is. Why do people insist on making definitive statements they know nothing about? I happened to know you were wrong and found confirmation online in less than 3 seconds (admittedly, it’s not the most definitive of sources, but it was the first result I saw that I knew would answer the question).

You and another poster had me doubting myself, so I checked. I was right:

Another Boomer touting the value of taking responsibility for your actions while ignoring the fact that you fucked up the environment and balance of wealth so much that your grandkid’s kids are completely screwed by both the Governement and the earth itself.

Please stop spreading this lie.

Except the McDonald's Coffee lawsuit was legit. The coffee was so hot that it was compromising the integrity of the take out cup.

I mean sure, but like someone else said normally that reaction is to spit it out not suck it down and it had to be a pretty irresponsibly large bite for a soft squishy mushroom to get lodged in her throat causing burns. I just don’t think this is on the level of that poor women who got burned from McDonald coffee…

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