christopherrock
Christopherrock
christopherrock

Honestly though, when it came to Assassin’s Creed, Piggyback’s guides had way better maps than what I found online.

Obviously all strategies are available for free online, but also game design has reached a point where you’re essentially never lost when playing a modern game. There’s always a clear HUD indicator telling you where to go these days, I don’t think I ever got lost in a game released post-2006.

What I can’t figure out is how the fuck did they not put Wipeout on the thing!? I mean come on Wipeout! Also no Tony Hawk, no Jet Set radio but my guess is that Tony Hawk would have licensing issues but Jet Set radio?

The worst part isn’t that there’s almost no JRPGs. It’s that they got replaced with shitty games.

Yup you are right that is my mistake.

I mean... yeah.

My list would include Suikoden 1-2, Lunar 1-2, SaGa Frontier, Xenogears, Final Fantasy Tactics, Brave Fencer Musashi, Breath of Fire 3, Chrono Cross, Vagrant Story, Ogre Battle, Grandia, and so on...

The romances in Saints Row 4 we're amazing.

If you came into this post and didn’t expect dicks, you’re probably gonna get fired from your job soon anyway.

Agreed, but going forward when you see an article on the most amusing character creations, assume there will be cocks-a-plenty. 

I can;t stop laughing at the Lizardman fight.

Looked fine to me. I think your need to nitpick is outstanding. 

So if someone gets chlamydia and it takes months to develop, would that be called a...*puts on sunglasses*...slow clap?

This is a weird take form someone named Shoryuken!. 

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

A.I. technology is adapting and growing rapidly. Think of all the good we could do in the world with thi—”

Never change Japan

There are some VERY good Buff Bowsette’s out there, but you need to kind of work to find them. I also stumbled across an excellent kaiju Bowsette, but I’d need to hunt them down again.

When fan art and cosplay and porn exist, who needs the Nintendo Seal of Approval?

Didn’t even have to go to Thailand