It was kind-of-but-not-that surprising to see Dr. Nerdlove completely gloss over the fact that the girlfriend is horrible and crazy.

I got to that part of the letter and it was like in movie trailers where the record scratches and the tone changes.

Fuckin-A.

At the beginning we were using latex protection but she has always hated them (which to be fair, same) stating that “they make my vagina hurt,”, and “you are too large already.”

I brought this up to her and her solution is “we can just not have sex ever again.”

Cap and Thor are off too, but you’re right, Black Widow is really off. I didn’t even think that was her at first. I thought it might have been a different character that I couldn’t quite place.

I just think these figurines look like shit. These are probably the $5 wallmart ones for kids.

Are those supposed to look like the actual actors, or are they merely inspired by their appearances? Because that Black Widow figure is distractingly “off model” if it’s the former.

I’m guessing because they don’t need to give enough of a fuck to put any work into tidying it up. They can dump it as-is, risk zero investment in any sort of improvements, and rake in the cash from people who will mash the buy button the moment they see “Chrono Trigger”.

Except the Supreme Court already ruled that video games are protected under the First Amendment and stores that sell M-rated games already have store policies that require them to not sell them to 18-year olds and to card people who purchase them.

Not Marvel. They’ve been through a bunch of publishers: Mirage, Dreamwave, IDW, even Archie Comics. No Marvel, though.

They already made other character finish off the big bad in the previous arc, with Future Trunks finishing off Fused Zamasu.

Well they did included characters like Future Trunks, Android 17, Gohan, and Frieza in major roles in Super recently so it is mixing things up.

Don’t worry, running away will always be an option

As far as I am concerned, Cranky Kong is Donkey Kong’s father, and the current Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong Jr. all grown up, because that makes the most sense.

If they’re like the original, they would be in black and white and way more violent.

Raphael does, in the intro to the original TMNT cartoon, every episode.

The 2012 Nick version of the turtles are the best turtles.

There is literally no healthy cereal. Seriously. It’s all shit, nutritionally. Its biggest claim it can legitimately make is fiber, but that’s like saying you should eat full fat, extra sugar ice cream because there’s some protein in it.