Which is good, because that player sucks. I don’t mind sitting through an ad if the video actually plays; but sitting through an ad to find a janky low rez experience is pissin’ me, and a lot of other people, off.

It was a typo. They meant Gods of Self-Destruction. See also: Chiaotzu.

And it’s one of the free Games with Gold games this month for us console peasants!

I was going to write something along these lines, but thought I might get flamed into oblivion.

They’re referencing a mistaken interpretation of Keiji Inafune’s comments on the game post-release, which was then wildly popularized by the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter running with it in a hilariously savage post.

No

This is not cool. Brock and Misty are as much a part of the original series as Ash.

I’d hate to see how you feel about picking ice cream flavors. I have a feeling genocide might come up.

Confirmation what us Genwunners always knew - Dragonite is the best Dragon.

Enter the Gungeon is coming to Switch!

It really helped me understand that 5 percent number when I heard someone say that the NRA is not an organization for gun owners but an organization for gun manufacturers.

NRA went right along with the 20th century political shift of conservatism from “small government” to “THE BIBLE AND THE CONSTITUTION ARE THE SAME THING AND JESUS WOULD WANT ME TO SHOOT PEOPLE! ALSO, FUCK THE POOR!”

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

Then maybe you should go play another game with a protagonist you like and stop bothering people who actually enjoyed a franchise for what it was. Go enjoy Animal Crossing or whatever is your speed.

Same, when I think of Kratos, this isn’t it what this game is selling. I want him to be a total jerk as well. That was what made him fun. For me this game feels like they have roped in some tired old actor who doesn’t give a fuck for their movie and then he just halfheartedly moves with the events.

I really hope they don’t ruin what made the character great. Him being a general dick to his son eased my fears a little, but I don’t play God of War to see a likable positive protagonist. It’s part of why Ascension sucked so badly. Not the only reason, but a big part of it.

Seriously? Read the court transcripts. This guy is a predator and a sociopath. Don’t defend him. It makes you look terrible.

What are these people smoking that are saying that AM2R looks better than this new one? I appreciate the retro-aesthetic as much as the next guy, but I think Samus Returns looks fantastic. (Oh, and a bit of advice to whomever wants to spend 6 years recreating a Nintendo game without their permission - don’t do it -…

Overwatch launched at $40 on battle.net

I never played the original Evil Within, but it’s tempted me whenever it’s been on sale. That said, I’m very down for Wolfenstein and more Dishonored.