What nonsense.

I’m so tired of the Bernie bro mentality (I don’t care if you are one or not, your argument reads like their b.s.) that the Dem elite “fooled” the primary electorate. Just like I don’t accept any argument that Trump “fooled” the GOP.

Hw much do I love that one of the tags on Amazon for the book is “Women who stole”?

It’s the hideous gowns and abbatoir’s worth of visible chest bones that make it a Met Ball.

Cried?

Did you know Anderson Cooper was pregnant?! Trick question—he wasn’t!

And these are WHITE babies we’re talking about. The haute couture of babies on sale. Not your two-a-penny off-the-rack brown babies.

I lay the social media Mom-pocalypse of overly posed photos of their progeny, at her feet.  

“You simply don’t understand luuuuuuxxxxury, darling.”

“Can I get on the list?”

My secret?

New York’s hottest club is FAAAAAART!

Okay, I understand now.

“Direct recommendation of the White House.”

“Direct recommendation of the White House.”

“Direct recommendation of the White House.”

“Direct recommendation of the White House”.

Well this a particularly spicy hot take, full of farts.  

“We’re like pets to them — you’re supposed to just stay in their lane,” Wawansi said. “You’re not supposed to speak up if you’re violated in any way.”