Groooaaannn… (Good pun!)

Gouda for you.

I love bad puns!

Upvoted for the Parker Posey reference.

You could write romance novels!

People start wars over this? A pox on them!

Woody Allen and Diane Keaton stole a guy's nose in the movie Sleeper.

They were fine as younger cannibals.

Or the Fantastic Four.

"Damn kids! Get off my lawn!"

You're probably a Jean-Paul Sartre fan.

What's wrong with kids these days? We used to just shoplift vanilla extract and drink that.

So, what kind of tree is that music written about?

Hey, can't we be kicked out of s Disqus discussion for saying that word?

They sell body trimmers at Walmart.

He was the Easter Bunny?

"That's the first thing that ever went wrong."

"Aaaaaal…I want sex"

Surely.

Oh-kind of like "Rick rolling."
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