I love all the benchmark tests on unrealisticly expensive rigs that everyone claims the game runs on. If I spend $1500 on a machine I can get the PS4 version running at 60fps!?! That seems (not at all) worth it.

Well done. More of this, please.

The best part about this is that it is coming from a white dude working for a company currently being sued for exploiting unpaid interns. How do you justify still getting paid by Gawker?

“Hey, coach, now that you quit where are you going to spend all of that applause that you got from that failed writer?”

Haha wow. Just wow. You actually get paid for this.

So you would leave a college coaching job that pays 7 figures annually, based on your morals? I highly doubt it.

or nah

Dear Nick Kroll,

Is Christine Love your friend?

No. Unequivocally and utterly wrong. Quitting Facebook was the best decision I ever made. Like actually quitting, like deleting the account. This author is clearly just trying to justify a compulsory inability to do the same.

The Homeworld remastered collection will be out for PC on February 25, Gearbox just announced. Teaser trailer right here.

Awesome troll post. Or, that's what I think it is anyway (cue squinting Fry image macro.)

Actually, Best Buy needs to pay you absolutely nothing. Some girl at a customer-service farm in the Philippines who is making $30 a day is going to read your emails and laugh at your nerd raging.

I have a similarly measured workspace. I'm 6' 6" so it works well. The workspace in the picture looks perfect to me. :-)

It was only a matter of time before the signs of hip dysplagia began to emerge.

On the next episode of "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong..."

This is the expected result of an online popularity contest. The one with the best marketing wins!

This is the expected result of an online popularity contest. The one with the best marketing wins!