Track: I Feel Like Dying | Artist: Lil Wayne | Album: The Drought Is Over 2 (The Carter 3 Sessions)

Damn this gameplay is so tasty, kinda of makes me crave Five Guys with fries.

Haha, you have to write stupid nothing articles for Deadspin instead of working for ESPN because you upset Jason Whitlock. That makes you like Wallace from "The Wire". You're a nobody.

"Sadly, as ever, the truth is not as great as the myth."

Holy shit who cares.

Thanks for the article about nothing, Mr. Kalaf.

I agree, but shut the fuck up.

Yeah sure, Tom, post this story but totally ignore the time Gary Payton bet Cher $18 and a pair of birkenstocks that she couldn't make a free throw.

It's not just about something as shallow of providing a ton of games. It's also about how those games are distributed and what games are distributed. Sony is providing new features that makes PS4 as a platform that's even more value friendly, and that's a win in anyone's book. Besides, a majority of X-Box's…

I swear you have every gif that exists on the internet...

pedophilia is wrong

a true internet mystery is why Patricia Hernandez gets paid to copy other site's content

Assuming they're using the same grading scale described in Michael Holley's book Patriot Reign, this excerpt may be useful for the uninitiated...

Oh gosh, now I'm imagining Link fighting Dark Souls bosses...

You praised the IKEA Galant for its simplicity, expandability, and abundance of surface area, as well as the adjustable legs. The 10-year limited warranty doesn't hurt either. We're linking to the model linked to in the nominations, but there are many other options. [IKEA]