To maybe draw the tallest defender away from the basket? I dunno. Seems like some blokes just trying to impress the ladies in the crowd.

They have 17 Olympic appearances. 14 Golds. That is domination.

Conor is the champ in a division where he dwarfs most of the fighters. He should be fighting at 155, the same weight class that Nate fights at. Their fight was basically a lightweight fight without a weigh cut, and you saw how he fared (also, against a guy who only had ten days to prepare). That two division shit is a…

He and Nate fought pretty close to their natural weights. He didn’t go “up” 25 pounds to fights him. There just wasnt a weight cut.

That’s not how it works and your “pun” sucks.

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Nice, Seymour.

Andy Dalton has red hair.

Nobody cares about your fantasy scoring.

The Xbox 360 controller is only $30 at Walmart.

The Xbox 360 controller is only $30 at Walmart.

Really? The worst? You must be pretty sense if you actually think that.

$60 x 2 = 140? Or is that Candian math?

$60 x 2 = 140? Or is that Candian math?

Well, he writes for Jezebel, so...

I call these toilet games. Don’t expect much from them other than entertainment while I poop.

Does that make me a terrible person since I love Life Aquatic?

Now that's old school cool.

Wouldn’t going twenty under be considered impeding the flow of traffic? That means that the asshole driving so slow would be in the wrong on that front as well.

400+ words on something so trivial.

It doesn’t matter how organized or fair you try to be as the commish, there are always going to be people that bitch about anything and everything.