christofer
Christofer
christofer

You're on a Gawker site. The epitome of scum.

Nice, Seymour.

Andy Dalton has red hair.

Nobody cares about your fantasy scoring.

The Xbox 360 controller is only $30 at Walmart.

The Xbox 360 controller is only $30 at Walmart.

Really? The worst? You must be pretty sense if you actually think that.

$60 x 2 = 140? Or is that Candian math?

$60 x 2 = 140? Or is that Candian math?

Well, he writes for Jezebel, so...

I call these toilet games. Don’t expect much from them other than entertainment while I poop.

Does that make me a terrible person since I love Life Aquatic?

Now that's old school cool.

Wouldn’t going twenty under be considered impeding the flow of traffic? That means that the asshole driving so slow would be in the wrong on that front as well.

400+ words on something so trivial.

Honestly, that wasn't your place to tell them.

It doesn’t matter how organized or fair you try to be as the commish, there are always going to be people that bitch about anything and everything.

Pair the ice cream with this and you’ll have an amazing float.

That wasn’t the Eagles, that was from Joe Walsh’s solo work.

No, reclining with a controller is “perfectly comfortable”. What you described sounds terrible.

The weight of vinyl has nothing to do with it’s sound, just it’s durability (180g will warp less as an example).