*choke laughs on my water*

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

To be fair, we all wish that

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

Somewhere in the Senate halls, Al Franken can be heard banging his head gently on his desk.

Rumor has it, he is almost illiterate. No, I am not joking. He is borderline illiterate. Unfortunately, he also refuses to admit that he has any flaws. So, instead of working on becoming literate, he acts like he knows everything and if you question him, he bites your head off.

THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING CHOICE WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIANITY

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old…

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…

I’m not advocating for abstinence, but I do wonder how all these men would feel if their wives and girlfriends began taking the whole “abstinence is the best method of prevention” advice to heart and started a No-Sex Protest against them until they changed their minds.

Oh, someone accused me of being a “special snowflake” the other day when I expressed that people were scared not just for their safety but for their *lives* so I snapped

God, I envy Carrie Fisher/Debbie Reynolds.

Jesus Christ - this shit isn’t even for real, yet. Four years of this narcissistic fartbag tweeting, ranting, boasting, lying ... I’m worried whether I can survive the first week.

Also, Trump is a lunatic WITH ACCESS TO MORE THAN 7,100 NUCLEAR WARHEADS, 1,400 OF WHICH ARE ACTIVELY DEPLOYED AND AVAILABLE TO BE LAUNCHED.

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

Your logic has no place here.

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

Watching her this morning moved me more than I anticipated it would. It felt like, not only the end of her tenure as FLOTUS, but the end of civility, intellectualism, and empathy in Washington for a long time to come. And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

This country did not deserve her as a First Lady. It is so infuriating that so many people who will applaud and cheer for a woman who has achieved nothing in her life but was born beautiful could not bring themselves to respect someone who has accomplished so much. Fuck everything.