At least he didn’t have to with for his wife to tell him about this beating.

“Please show this text to your AD and have him give me a call” is the NCAA version of the middle school principal threatening to call your dad at his office if your behavior doesn’t improve. 

I rather enjoy your laissez faire attitude towards the shift key.

I feel like this is the wrong way to do it. White supremacists and other Nazis should be given all the stages and audiences so that when the general audience hears them, they would be debunked through better arguments and embarrased through debate. Just like what happened in the 2016 election. The best, most cohesive…

“Fascism: a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition”

What fucking bullshit. If you practically leap into the first row of the stands, the ball should be fair game for anyone.

I prefer that he just goes to jail.

Hell or jail; I’m don’t really care.  Hell, make it both.

Go to jail. I don’t want to hear any excuses, just go to jail, forever. 

“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.

Guys, it’s not Patriots fans who suck. It’s people from Massachusetts. 

They are who we thought they were.

Please. Anyone who was a Bears fan in 1985 has long since passed away due to atherosclerosis.

Went Strait to the comments on this one...

On the plus side, you get to watch the rest of the Big Ten instead of Pitt, Syracuse and UConn.

Fuck 'em.

As someone who says “motherfucker” a lot, trust me: That motherfucker says “motherfucker” all the time.

My favorite Civil War military leader will always be this guy.

Don’t attempt to barge into the non-public areas of a court. Judges, clerks, and other support staff deal with angry and violent people on a daily basis. When you’re used to dealing with raging wife beaters demanding to go “where the bitch lives,” you tend to have security that’s not going to have much of a sense of…

That is a strange article, like it almost sounds like we’re supposed to feel bad that Whoopi was put in an awkward situation for making a very inappropriate remark to a child? If the genders were reversed, I think we would be treating this differently.