This fat bitch will ruin a perfectly good state.  My God, is there no sense among the good people of Georgia?

HARRIOT - pssssst - lotion tonight HARRIOT, LOTION

Any thoughts on the armed thug leaving a house not his own after stealing stuff, eh Michael? No thoughts?

Don’t you have a Maersk freighter to try and board in a few minutes?

/looks for one accurate statement/

“.......and then I broke into the homes of successful white people, becoming a felon for the very first time. It felt good.  These white people who worked and saved for their material goods, what right had they?  I’m Malcolm Fucking X give me that goddamn watch.....”

We are legion. I am rich, educated and a pillar of my community. And I voted for Trump and will again.

Be still you moron.

I went as you, HARRIOT - I threw baby powder all over my head and then stuck it up my ass.

Vote for Pedro

This is what you get with women in the workplace.

49ers?  Probably a he.

What is the answer to Trump’s question, Monique? Name one country. Name one city.

You no ‘count punk ass bitch HARRIOT this is some weak ass stuff.

I’m for owners, doers, makers, men of the mind - you are for looters and free loaders and zeros.

“Mommy, I want to dress up as an educated-beyond-my-intelligence radical socialist for Halloween! Because I hate America!”

You are too precious of a snowflake to bear opposing views, aren’t you Libby?  Let your husband do the heavy mental lifting, sweetie, go make a pie.

Respect is earned

“Free Stuff”

My only consolation if Oprah showed up at my front door is the knowledge that she couldn’t fit through it.