Now, my name is Krishna, which is an Indian name. I'm mixed ethnicity, but I'm pretty light complexioned (don't know why, as I'm less than a quarter European, but whatever) and if I feel like passing for white (almost never), I can. Kitty came about as a way to help me pass when meeting a very, VERY elderly aunt who…

It's unbelievable, isn't it, Bob? My best friend made $5000 a month selling cronuts from his home, and you can, too.

Don't have the looks to wear underwear?

Let's keep 'em in the gray, people.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand cue the MRAs and the dude-bros and the Nice Guys to start explaining to us stupid wommenz how 'it's just a joke, man up' and 'no one really takes it seriously' and 'FREE SPEECH!

Trolling Commenters, where you can attack someone for something you think they would say, but didn't.

Nope, still easy to mock them.

I've had issues with my daughter's school and her shorts because of the "x inches" rule. She is 6 feet tall. Even if the hem of her shorts hit the same spot on her leg that a 5'4" girl's did it would be a bigger gap in inches between knee and hem.

To your last point though, there absolutely is selective enforcement of dress codes. That's part of the problem with them.

Yeah, I mean teenagers will fight this stuff, but if you establish rules and stick to them, then you can do it. In my high school, I *think* bra straps were okay if they were peeking out from tank tops, but you were not allowed to wear strapless shirts to school (strapless dresses were fine for prom, but not for…

All Demi Moore did was open the flood gate for other famous women to pose semi nude while in the motherly way. Natch, this trickled down to non-famous/unimportant women doing that same mess at Olan Mills or the Wal-Mart Photo Center.

Just to clarify: everyone carries the BRCA1 gene, which is involved in DNA repair. It's what is referred to as a tumor-suppressor gene, since its normal function is to prevent cancer from forming. In Ms. Jolie's case, she carries a mutant form of the gene that doesn't function properly, and therefore cannot fix DNA…

Every family is different so what may not fly in your family or my family for that matter would in another. His brothers and his children have said that they weren't very close and didn't spend much time together. He gave them reasons for not wanting them to go in certain rooms and they respected it. Most people won't…

I would think though that the "for a decade" part would make it more believable. If it was just a matter of one day we're all allowed to walk through and use the bathroom and hang in the basement, but now suddenly the whole house is off limits, that would be weird, but to have it go on for that long sort of just makes…

I've seen every room in my sister's home at some point, but there have been times when we have been told not to go in a room. Hell, I have a room in my place that I don't really like people going into, just because it's basically being used as storage right now and it's kind of embarrassing.

But what if you do ask those questions, and the answer is something like, "Dude, I'm not cleaning my house just so you can look at the whole thing. If you don't like it, we can go to your place," or some other evasion?

I can see the grow op angle, like: "my bro is growing pot, if I don't see it I don't have to give a shit."

The strangest thing for me is that I know people in real life who are freaks for anything Disney. That's not so hard to understand, I live somewhat close to one of the parks so it actually is a world you can escape into. But the Disney Princess thing is a completely different animal and to view that obsession…

This entire thread is a magical unicorn of comments that is making my day so much better.