Congratulations. You’re good people. Certainly better people than the majority of Penn State alumni.

Right. They’ll be cubs.......(crickets)

I’m beginning to think that Janet Reno, the FBI, and the ATF set siege to the wrong religious complex in Waco.

It does seem like a pretty basic violation of Bible law. Deuteronomy 22:28 is pretty clear on this. If you’re going to rape a girl, you at least have to pay her father afterwards.

The Baylor football program, police department, and any boosters aware of this need to be drowned in a deep lake.

This also adds a new layer to that State Farm ad where he says “NOBODY COMES INTO MY HOUSE”.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

The five stages of coping with spree killings:

I’m seeing some criticism of the fight part of the message. It’s a list of priorities. Run if you can, hide if you can’t, and fight if you’re found. The truth is that if an active shooter finds you and you don’t fight you’ll die anyway. It doesn’t mean to proactively go out and play Yosemite Sam trying to hunt down…

Agreed, but shouldn’t they let to play pan out? You can challenge whether or not he stepped out of they let play continue. The argument is that by blowing it dead, they don’t even get to look at it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudobulbar_affect

There’s no way he’s crying that much out of sadness, which sucks for his neurological future.

“Concussion Protocol™ worked; he was taken out; nothing to see; carry on.”

I wish they wouldn’t show guys crying when they get hurt. It reminds me that these are real people with painful injuries and not just pawns for my fantasy team. Total buzzkill.

Good luck getting some traction with that. Our country just elected a man who brags about sexually asaulting women to be president.

I think this might be the first time I have ever agreed with Paul Finebaum.

Remember when the NCAA sanctioned Ohio State for its players selling things they owned?