Best Denver-area food challenge performance by a journalist since Maureen Dowd.

Why does he have to air his dirty laundry in public like this? Just go to Martavius’s house and get it, maybe smack him up too. Just keep it private.

More like Pittsburgh Stealers, amirite?

As a grateful Eagles fan, and bitter fantasy player, I have no idea (beyond health? would be the first time I can think of a team to really care about that) why they weren’t using Thompson more. Especially after Hicks got injured. He’s dynamite in space.

Brace Yourself.

You are also forgetting one key component of being a successful quarterback in the NFL. And it is totally out of the QB’s control.

“Alright, I’m going to watch that TD pass to Hollins only two more times.”

“Someone else” would have just ruined the story anyway.

I assume someone else was supposed to write this story about Wentz, but traded down.

You guys don’t get to be on the sixers side now. You will forever be on the wrong side of history.

When I hook my Rhodesian Ridgeback up to the Walky Dog (tm) he will pull so hard I went four miles in Gettysburg unable to pedal at all. Of course, his heart was about to explode and we had to stop the trip because he just blindly wanted to pull.

He could be the next Lebron for all I care. Until he publicly tells his dad to fuck off, I refuse to watch him.

Hi LaVar. Welcome to deadspin.

Yeah I am reading these comments and it just keeps getting dumber and dumber. Like, “okay yeah Patrick Beverley can be kind of an ass, sure...” “huh, that’s kind of a random thing to point out, some sort of jealousy....” “wait, this makes no sense...” “wait, this REALLY makes no sense....”

Except Lonzo can’t go at people because he isn’t quick enough off the dribble.

Right, people are “jealous” of their relationship.

Related: Can any sportswriters predicting the Lakers would make the playoffs in the stacked West be put on a pilotless garbage barge to nowhere in the North Atlantic?

Fuck Maureen Dowd I’m not surprised she’s still clutching her women shaming schtick that worked so well in the 90s. It’s the only time she was relevant. But why does she still have such a high profile platform?