I can only assume that the takeover looked something like this with less western wear and more green jerseys. (About a minute in.)

I’ve said it before and will say it again: I will absolutely tune in if Megyn eats a salad dressed with pepper spray for sweeps.

John Early looks like a bizarro universe Armie Hammer.

Uhhm, Janet Jackson is currently touring the USA, playing in sold out sports arenas.

And Ron Swanson.

I mean, if I saw a ghost that was cut out of a sheet with pinking shears, I’d sure as hell run the other way. Course, I’d probably be high as balls, so there’s that. Not before I tried to eat her crinkle french fry hiking poles though.

“And if you don’t believe me, my good friend Julie Miller will back me up!!”

are they really dressing him in an ill fitting tshirt and SWEAT PANTS?! He looks like he doesn’t even bathe. HOW IS HE A LEADING MAN?!?!

oh my goooddd I forgot how great that exchange was.

Erinn Hayes is funny and talented and I’m sure she can do better than Kevin Can Wait. Everything will be OK.

They’re definitely going for the Gelfling look from The Dark Crystal.

Oh god don’t remind me...

Hottest of takes: Fuck that guy.

OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.

Ugh. Please don’t tell me this is “500 Days of Megyn”

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

Dallas should punish him by suspending him 6 games.

I don’t drink in the bathroom, but I will buy a coffee if it looks like the Starbucks line will be too long if I wait until after, and I will bring it into the room, set it on a shelf, and grab it on my way out.