christiancashman
Christian Cashman
christiancashman

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a

There was a house on the corner of a small 4-stop intersection I would occasionally drive by when I was a teenager. One day, had its front yard filled with barbed wire and stacks of tires and all sorts of things and signs all saying rather nasty things about the city and local politicians. When I asked my mother about

Did someone say MASK?

Fuck you Tucker Carlson, you look like a concerned potato.  

I addressed that in the article.

It’s still a fun game.

Heavily armed citizenry is the real mistake.

I wanted to curse out that interviewer who went out of her way to ignore Osaka’s Haitian heritage until Osaka herself had to check the reporter.

Everyone knows Spartans can only achieve sexual arousal and climax by teabagging the fallen bodies of the opposite team.

Obama wasn’t raised by a black woman. I love him too, but let’s be accurate. 

Rev. Jasper Williams Jr. doesn’t have any regrets about his highly criticized eulogy delivered at Aretha Franklin’s funeral on Friday

He was garbage and aligned with the dancing coons who supported 45- Clark, Carson, Steve Harvey, Chappell, and those black preachers who keep popping up and those who watch Kelly sit on her feet on that Oval Office picture.

I think you could have expanded on that Negative Nancy/Norman nomination.

not the kind of comment worth anyone’s time in the least

I went to a Pirates-Phillies game on the Fourth of July in 2014 and McCutchen was about two feet from hitting for the cycle. It was impossible not to enjoy watching him play. Christ, even the notoriously racist Pittsburgh fans (just listen to the dogwhistling any time Mike Tomlin comes up) made a pretty-universal

I have never met a Hunter who wasn't a complete ass. 

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

I hope he is waiting in the afterlife with another thumbs down for Mitch McConnell.