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Christian B. Christiansen
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Wait until tomorrow.

Love the part where he says it’s “art of his life and career”, and then it’s basically only pictures of things he’s never come close to doing.

Pretty sure the fighter pilot one is just his head photoshopped onto this stock photo, with a little bit of terrible airbrushing.

Y’know, it super fucking sucks that Ken Levine killed Irrational and put a ton of people out of work because he wanted a smaller, leaner studio to do something different than Bioshock, and then the first fucking game he makes with that new studio is Bioshock in all but name.

From the same campus that brought you Brock Turner comes this absolute bullshit.

Seriously, how did this guy turn himself into the richest guy on the planet without self destructing before now? 

The game hasn’t been out for a day and now its spoiled to me what happens when you collect all the coins. Please give it a spoiler waring for other readers who are just playing... Like me.

That explanation always sounded super bullshit to me. Parker’s original face looks much closer to Lowenthal’s actual look (minus giving him a wider nose) than the new model they got and neither of Mary-Jane Watson’s designs look close in facial structure to Laura Bailey. If they cared about facial capture, they would

I usually say “Merry Christmas” when it’s literally Christmas and something about the holidays when I’m talking about the general season. It’s, you know, not hard.  

On the one hand, kotaku’s breathless anti-ai art bent is really tiring, but on the other hand: good.

Simple: he didn’t exist. It was always a made-up PR persona.

I know its a hot take but this Elon guy seems like he might be a piece of shit.

Twitter’s gonna end up costing him so much more than $44B.

Tim is a genius—or he certainly was in his most creative years.

Bloober Team doesn’t seem to really understand horror, in my opinion. Google “layers of fear girl running into wall” and you’ll see the most damning evidence.

When they’re playing in their own space, it’s easy enough to ignore. But this remake means things to people, and I’m not sure Bloober is capable of doing this

Damn, this is fucked up. Everyone involved, from the guards who first injured him, to the ones who ignored him, to the doctors that “examined” him, need to face charges over this and lose whatever licenses they have for life.

I hope she bleeds them all dry

I can’t wait for the inevitable “sunny” dubbing for luigi

I am not saying Silent Hill isn’t goofy... but which part spoke to you as goofy? One person’s goof is another person’s horror?