Oh noooo.... I can see some of the attractiveness from Elisabeth on some of the features here but it’s like.. It’s like these are the evil step sisters and Elisabeth is Cinderella or some shit

A Wandering Minstrel I?
More like a Wandering Menstral U.

What about the comics? 

Suddenly I feel the need to purchase 10 charger sticks. I’m gonna go Magizoologist! That’s the obvious choice! I want to see ALL the creatures!! 

His wingman?

One of my favorite moments from RDR2 was being able to be that one jerk in the theater without any repercussions what so ever

I swear to god they need to hide a mini totoro somewhere peaking its head out..

Oh my god this can’t be real.. can it?

The music.. The sounds they make.. oh god.. I’ve suppressed all that from ca a week after the game came out till now.......

I’ll take Yakuza’s attention to detail over RDR2's obsession with details any day

Yakuza is more like Shenmue. Not GTA..

I want the building to shoot out rings as that happens

NEVER MIND I’M WAY PAST MY SLEEP TIME AND I SHOULD GO TO BED AND SHUT UP. AND BECAUSE I CAN’T REMOVE MY COMMENT I’LL ALL CAPS THIS TO DRAW PEOPLE’S ATTENTION TO MY OWN STUPIDITY.

But what if you’re out of power and need to figure out how to generate said power!?

I’ll believe it when I see it. There’s absolutely no love between those two individuals.. Alternatively this might’ve been before she knew about any sort of affairs and shit so..

In the PC game “Lighthouse: The Dark Being” when I was like 7-9 years old.. I had no idea what I was doing but I managed to get out of the start area.. unfortunately..

Are we okay with having the N word on here? :S

I don’t know how credible this is but the fifth paragraph: https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2019-02-12-activision-blizzard-sees-record-year-plans-to-decrease-net-headcount-by-8-percent

Is the 20% increase real? 

It’s obviously a part of the hidden lore we’ve yet to find out about.

It’s like they mocapped him but smoothed out the keys way too much so he’s like a floaty (in the sense of early 3d game mocap) abomination of Will Smith’s spirit after having blue balls for centuries and he’s completely lost it..