Too bad there is no human that can process porn that fast.

There was some jerk idling out near the trashed boats on old Russia and he hasn't letting the enemies spawn back so I Melee'd him enough times until he fell off a cliff. Fuck that guy.

So you're saying I need to buy a dozen boxes of ice cream sandwiches?

#17 on "things I wish I could have used in the headline"

Well shit negro! That's the only cosplay you had to show me.

...you didn't really read my post at all did you?

Oh, stop your whining. This is actually one of the most entertaining stories of the week. If you want nothing but articles about release dates and DLC trailers, there are plenty of other gaming websites out there for you.

Mmmmm.... yes this is pretty.

"forgetting how splendid the game looked".

Maybe he should have another crack at it?

Well that's just asinine.

This wasn't me but I witnessed it and it was awesome.

A lot of people are going to read this as "no game developer will ever offer Kinect integration again."

Yeah...but what would I have done with the other minute and a half? I'm not a machine.

You also could have been watching porn instead of writing this comment. Just saying.

And Sole Survivor. Nice.

I've ejected and boarded it by landing on it from above before it took off, but I had no idea you could even do this. That is awesome.

Oh, herro! You have a Big-a Pine Apper?