Duterte dubbed this offering 'You son-of-a-chizza-I-will-curse-at-you'. He then threw the boy who served it to him out of a helicopter on suspicion of dealing Batak.

Science has not determined why the self-tickling championships just don't work.

No. The Albanians got her. She's working in a sauna outside Bristol.

I once wrote a script for a very special episode. Or maybe you'd call it fan fiction. Punky Brewster hooked up with Arnold Jackson and ended up preggo. She told Arnold the news, he responded with, "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?", and then she passed away after a botched illegal abortion in Juarez. It must have gotten lost…

Is she trying to move into the East Side market? That's Cookie Kwan's beat. YOU STAY OFF THE EAST SIDE!

In Bird Culture, a delay like this is seen as a total dick move.

I'd say he's more of a slime-mold than an insect. But, potatopotahto.

AND TAKE ALL THOSE BLACKS AND TANS WITH YOU!

Immigrants out of Westoros!

It's just called a Caesar, hoser.

IRON HELPS US PLAY!

Finally he can use his hugest words.

I'm pretty sure he's trying to look up the photographer's skirt.

The Tall Man had the best damn job any guy could ever ask for.

That's the hog's bollocks.

Does 'into' trigger the dativ case?

Through and through. Check out "The Redemption of the Devil" documentary.

Keep up the good work!

They kinda blue themselves.

Ramble on, Billy. Ramble on.