Or Wild at Heart.

Melange? THAT'S TODAY'S SECRET WORD!!!!!!!!!!!

Try a gram of the finest Liz Fox before you do. Maybe listen to some records while you do it.

Mark got me hooked on Lincoln's morning breath. I like the guy but we just can't hang out anymore.

A rare case of cranial-colonic connectedness. It is a fascinating condition, where one's large intestine actually terminates INSIDE THE SKULL. The person suffering from this condition can learn to live a fairly normal life, although they must learn to produce bowel movements orally.

And I heard all the Jewish-owned party supply stores were, for some reason, open late on 9/10. Then, do you see all the Mormons in New Jersey dancing, (with at least an arm's length between them), after the attacks? And then, not a single Paraguayan restaurant anywhere in the shadows of the towers.Obviously one more…

Freddie Mercury was gay? I don't believe it.

Two letters that have absolutely no relation to Freddie Mercury: PG.

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT!

Just get up there and rock old man!

No Izzy? Poochie, then?

Oh. How Precious.

…but I'm not sure if being into Wookies is the same as being gay.

I'm pretty sure that before Han met Leia, he and Chewbacca were a thing.

It's like looking in a mirror that you can hear!

As a tall white skinny bloke from CO, it only makes sense that I be played by Kanye.

Little known fact; "Working Class Hero" was about John's dick.

KANYE SHITTY!!!!!!!!!!

Qweef on.

Morrissey would NEVER use the word cool. It's so…gauche.