Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

You know it’s possible to say things and not remember saying them because you grew up your entire life being able to say those things without repercussions or thinking about how your words/actions impact others. This is commonly known as privilege.

Is there a Five Guys in Temecula?

5 guys is infinitely better than In-N-Out. If you disagree let me know and we can arrange a meet up somewhere to fight, where the loser has to eat their weight in the lesser chain’s burgers and fries

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

I was told there would be no math.

If Donald Trump’s was 100 times the man he is now, he still wouldn’t be 1% the man Gregg Popovich is.

You’re a monster.

Oh sure, blame all of us greys!

But what else could it be about? Hopefully a shit ton of greys can explain this complex issue to me.

I’m mostly offended at the idea of drinking beer out of a straw.

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?

Does anyone else want to talk about “Panther Racists”?

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

I actually compete at Smash monthly. And I enjoy how seriously you are taking this very, very serious list. Have a great day, IceSprite!

If this is the chicken tax of the sea, would that make it the tuna tax?

The Jones Act is terrible. It’s a major reason that Puerto Rico is bankrupt. The island could be a major shipping and trading hub, but it’s precluded from earning a living. Then what is supposed to drive its economy? Tourism alone isn’t enough.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Nah.