I’m basically a caveman, left to its own devices, my bush would probably grow to engulf my entire person.

Right. It totally has nothing to do with not wanting pubic hair in my teeth when I go down on my girlfriend. It’s because I’m a total pedo.

My gf has made it clear that not keeping the hair under control will lead to no blow jobs. So I keep it groomed.

A gator can bring down a deer. Can you?

Garden Warfare 2. Cannot wait.

You’re quite welcome!

Reasons G Gundam is Best Gundam:

My wife doesn’t understand what I see in this movie.

You want nice things? WELL YOU CAN’T HAVE THEM.

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were good...................... hello? Anyone?
*retreats into the nothingness from whence he came*

Great article. Here, have some of these as a reward!

Jared Leto? That’s not possible! He’s too busy singing with Thirty Seconds to Mars!

Don’t mock the shallow villain origins. I’m contemplating turning evil because of bad TV shows that somehow get second seasons.

DEA-

John Stewart Diggle, please.

Ultimately depends on whether you’re into that.

You shut up with your “context” and “perspective”! This is the internet, man. I demand to see reactionary vitriol from you, or I’m revoking your internet commenter status.

...the studio is concerned about their brand and don’t want to have anything too off-putting in the TV series.