Man, they didn’t make much effort for creativity and mimicked SimCity 2000 buildings pretty closely. Here’s the police station for one example.

Here is the best way to play BitCity:

Any prick that can make me side with Charles Barkley in an over-the-hill-old-guys basketball beef has go to be the biggest possible asshole.

....said the losing team after every one-goal match ever played in history.

Arsenal fan here: Yep. This is the way this shit works.

Every time this happens, I’m fascinated and confused.

Yup. The old school guys realize that they have no value to society anymore. They aren’t heroes, they are has beens. It ate Joe DiMaggio alive when he realized it. Guys like Shaq and Barkley think they are still relevant. They aren’t.

Number of rings is the worst metric for judging how good a player is. Is Robert Horry the greatest player of the last fifty years? You see this in every sport “Yeah but Lundqvist/Ovechkin sucks he got no rings” comes up all the time in hockey talk. Having a lot of rigs means you had great teammates. That’s it. Nobody…

How many rings does he have tho?

Top 10 what all-time? Players? No, he isn’t. He really, really, really, really isn’t. He’s not even in the top three at his own position. Maybe fifth-best center, but even then, it’s largely a by-product of him just being much bigger than everyone else. He’s not even close to a top 10 player in terms of talent.

Also, Shaq is a fucking douche.

This is what the people want... they want the old school to live forever... “my guy was harder than all these youngsters” “my guy don’t play that”

Shaq’s a bully and a chump. He should stick to what he does best — making shitty commercials for cut-rate car insurance and ass powder.

Shaq’s entire contribution to Inside the NBA is a low-rent knock-off of a Bob Sagat clip show. Still haven’t figured out what he brings to the table other mumbling and largeness.

Ozil’s defensive strategy is basically this flow chart when the other team has possession:
1) Is the other player with the ball within 10 feet of me? Yes (proceed to 2); No (Jump to 7)
2) Are they running directly at me? Yes (proceed to 3); No (Jump to 7)
3) Did a half-hearted attempt to poke my foot in succeed? Yes…

This is actually the truth. I watch every minute of every Arsenal game (I am a tortured fan) and while he is the best Arsenal player on the pitch, he does have some similarities to Carmelo. Alexis has an incredible work rate, the dude has a motor that won’t quit. He does hold on to possession too long, tries to make…

Shouldn’t you be fucking your cousin?

Oh, there’s lots of ways. Assuming you don’t have any nieces or nephews you can borrow (even if they don’t want to see it - tell them you’re taking them to a movie they want to see and then when you get there whoops! it’s sold out - let’s go see this one instead), try friends with kids. See if they’re taking their…

Its not until you realize he admires authoritarian dictators (dicktater?) that you realize the leadership he is looking to impose. 45 has already done enough damage in 3 weeks to equal 3 years for most other presidents.

Still are. I am for being the party of “I told you so” and cutting off the handouts to rural moochers.