Wow, reading that story from the reddit user made my stomach churn. How inanely stupid and gullible do you have to think that using a command prompt means you’re committing a crime. I hope that security guard who siezed the kid’s electronics downloads a porn virus and gets scammed by a computer repair guy into paying…

That guy has produced at the very best mediocre boxers and the fact she tried to throw hands was dumb

Oh my god. Shut the fuck up about the name calling, you fucking child.

Think of all the 5 year olds, deprived of their chance to pull a coal cart for a farthing a day! The elderly and decrepit and mentally ill, all kept from their rightful position in a sweatship, behind chained doors, making shoes for pennies a week! An unemployed America is a morally bankrupt America, which is how you…

I was thinking about doing this and spoiling the whole thing for him, just for being a whiny bitch. Thank you for beating me to it.

The entire Rogue One team dies at the end when the Death Star blows up the planet they’re on.

Um it spoils the last shot of the whole damn movie. That particular cameo was a well kept secret, and a much needed breath of fresh air after a lot of dark shit. She and the plans are the “New Hope” that ep. 4 begins with. Some of us were busy for the holidays. At least wait another month before you go blabbing all…

OH MY GOD the Death Star plans somehow end up with Princess Leia?!???! That truly came out of nowhere, just like Anakin becoming Darth Vader, a total twist ending.

If you don’t want to read spoilers, then don’t click on things related to stuff you don’t want to have spoiled.

She has a tiny cameo. Calm the fuck down. If you cared that much about spoilers, you’d have seen it already.

Oh man you should see CGI Tarkin. Has a much bigger role than is implied by the ads.

If that’s a spoiler to you, then you need to get out more.

No you see, what you do is buy that and then just say it’s comparable until everyone starts believing it.

The Battle To Finish Below .500 But Inexplicably Snag the 8th Seed And Get Unceremoniously Swept by the Warriors is well and truly joined.

“Everyone is not exactly like me, which makes my job of relating to people and getting the best out of them harder.”

Karl added: “The same goes for this kid, Coby, I coached in Denver. Kid’s dad was a real asshole.”

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

I must be a terrible person because I was gleefully waiting for him to uncork a true fastball and terrify/embarrass the batter.